Ghost

'I remember the first time I had sex. I kept the receipt.' - Groucho Marx

I could touch my body in every way, place, direction, with every kind of pressure, for hours and hours without the slightest reaction. But when he just barely skims the surface of my skin it’s like my entire body is a live wire.

I could touch my body in every way, place, direction, with every kind of pressure, for hours and hours without the slightest reaction. But when he just barely skims the surface of my skin it’s like my entire body is a live wire.

(Source: dazdownunder)

(Source: boh-ner)

I think someone desperately needs to pull that tie nice and tight, rip her shirt open, slide that thin fabric to the side, and fill her up as hard and fast as possible.

I think someone desperately needs to pull that tie nice and tight, rip her shirt open, slide that thin fabric to the side, and fill her up as hard and fast as possible.

(Source: termocontactor)

(Source: thebadboys)

(Source: ttamazing)

I showed this to my boyfriend and asked him if he thought I could fit a dildo this big inside me. He said he doubted it but he would love to watch me try.

I showed this to my boyfriend and asked him if he thought I could fit a dildo this big inside me. He said he doubted it but he would love to watch me try.

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(Source: spertn)

Is this part of my interview, Mr. Davis? Yes mam, it is. And your future with this company depends on how big of a mess you make of my face. If you don’t leave this chair dripping wet then I’m afraid we’re simply not interested.

Is this part of my interview, Mr. Davis?

Yes mam, it is. And your future with this company depends on how big of a mess you make of my face. If you don’t leave this chair dripping wet then I’m afraid we’re simply not interested.